“Sniper” the perceived way out….

Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating, liquid monster.
Sniper is a DDVP 2.2.

Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.
Whenever you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close, making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, because you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating, muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.
That’s why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…because you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses, screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.
You can see, it’s not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…that 100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.
You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.
If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

Sniper will make you see your ear without mirror, will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.
It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death…

Why don’t you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?
You can see that suicide is more painful than depression.
You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

Lagos State New Traffic Offences And Their Fines.

1. Driving without a Driver’s licence – Impound vehicle.

2. Driving of any vehicle by person under 18 – N30,000.

3. Driving with fake number plates – N30,000, 3 years in prison.

4. Driving with forged vehicle particulars – 6 months in prison.

5. Driving with fake driver’s licence – 6 months in prison.

6. Driving without road worthiness – Impound vehicle.

7. Driving only yellow – N80,000. Enforce painting

8. Driving with Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

9. No display of Hackey permit – Impound vehicle

10. Kabu Kabu without permit – Impound vehicle

11. Disobeying LASTMA Officer – N30,000/
Impound vehicle.

12. Neglect of traffic direction light – 3 months in prison.

13. Smoking while driving – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

14. Physically assault traffic officer – N50,000/6 months in prison.

15. Driving without full light – N50,000.

16. Driving with worn out tyre – N30,000.

17. Driving without spare tyre – N30,000

18. Driving smoking vehicle – N30,000

19. No fire extinguisher – N30,000

20. Broken windscreen – N30,000

21. Tinted windscreen – N30,000

22. Eating and driving with one hand – 3 months in prison.

23. One way driving – 3 years in prison

24. Driving without fasten seat blt – N30,000

25. Not painting a commercial vehicle the approved colour – N50,000

26. No car hire service permit – 1st 20,000; 2nd N30,000, Impond vehicle

27. Parking on yellow line on any public highway/

illegal parking – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

28. Vehicle crossing double yellow line/center line – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

29. Staying within the yellow junction box (offside rule) – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

30. Failure to yield to right of the way of pedestrian at zebra crossing – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

31. Failure to give to traffic on the left at a roundabout – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

32. Driving on walkway or kerb – Impound

33. Reversing on the highway & parking on walkways – 50,000 naira

34. Obstruction of traffic -20,000 naira

35. Picking/Dropping passengers on illegal B/stop -50,000 naira

36. Driving on BRT lanes – 70,000 naira.

Ignorance is not an excuse! While we accept that it’s not possible for all the traffic agencies to arrest everyone, all they just need is someone who will be used as a scapegoat, please, don’t be one of such.

Obey all traffic laws and drive responsibly.

Real Madrid have announced the signing of Eden Hazard from Chelsea.

The Spanish giants had been locked in talks with Chelsea to land Hazard and it was claimed earlier this week they had found an agreement on an initial fee of £88m.

Now Real Madrid have pushed the paperwork over the line and confirmed that Hazard has signed a five-year contract at the Bernabeu.

They have set his presentation at the Bernabeu for Thursday, 13th June.

The Spanish club said in a statement: “Real Madrid CF and Chelsea FC have agreed to the transfer of the player Eden Hazard.

“The player remains linked to the club for the next five seasons, until 30th June, 2024.

“Eden Hazard will be presented as a new player of Real Madrid on Thursday 13th June at the Santiago Bernabeu stadium, after passing the relevant medical examination.”

Hazard signed off on his Chelsea career by delivering a top four Premier League finish for the Blues, along with success in the Europa League, with Arsenal beaten in the final in Baku.

Now he embarks on the next chapter in his career at Real Madrid, who finished third in La Liga this season. Spanish giants had been locked in talks with Chelsea to land Hazard and it was claimed earlier this week they had found an agreement on an initial fee of £88m.

Now Real Madrid have pushed the paperwork over the line and confirmed that Hazard has signed a five-year contract at the Bernabeu.
They have set his presentation at the Bernabeu for Thursday, 13th June.

The Spanish club said in a statement: “Real Madrid CF and Chelsea FC have agreed to the transfer of the player Eden Hazard.

“The player remains linked to the club for the next five seasons, until 30th June, 2024.

“Eden Hazard will be presented as a new player of Real Madrid on Thursday 13th June at the Santiago Bernabeu stadium, after passing the relevant medical examination.”

Hazard signed off on his Chelsea career by delivering a top four Premier League finish for the Blues, along with success in the Europa League, with Arsenal beaten in the final in Baku.
Now he embarks on the next chapter in his career at Real Madrid, who finished third in La Liga this season.

Reyes coffin rests at Sevilla stadium as Raul and Ramos pay tribute

JOSE ANTONIO REYES’ coffin rested at Sevilla’s stadium on Sunday, with Sergio Ramos and Raul Gonzalez leading tributes to the late footballer.The Arsenal icon tragically died in a car crash near Seville on Saturday at the age of 35 as he was heading home to his wife and kids.But on Sunday well-wishers could pay tribute to the ex-Arsenal star during his wake at Ramos Sanchez Pizjuan, where he spent eight seasons in two stints during his career.Real Madrid skipper Ramos and former Spain star Raul both attended the touching ceremony.

Los Blancos president Florentino Perez, Sevilla captain Jesus Navas and former Brazil star Luisao also paid homage to the late footballer.
While Sevilla director of football Monchi, visibly overcome with emotions, was seen hiding his face in his hands and sobbing.
Some saddened fans turned up to the wake to say their last goodbyes wearing Reyes’ Arsenal No9 shirt.The ex-Gunner star was part of Arsenal’s Invincibles side that went through the 2003-04 season unbeaten and won the Premier League.
His funeral will be held at 9:30am on Monday at Santa Maria Church after his coffins has been moved to the town hall for an overnight wake.

Reyes was killed when his Mercedes Brabus S550V went off the A-376 motorway near the town of Alcala de Guadaira close to Seville on Saturday.
Local paper Diario de Sevilla reported the car became a ball of fire and said it is thought the late footballer may have been driving at around 120mph before the vehicle came off the road.
It is understood Reyes was on his way home to his family after training, having not been picked for the match against Cadiz.
His 23-year-old cousin Jonathan Reyes also died in the accident.
Arsene Wenger pays tribute to Jose Antonio Reyes ahead of Champions League final
While another cousin Juan Manuel Calderon, suffered 60 per cent burns and was taken to hospital after the car crashed at 11.45am.
Reyes leaves behind two daughters, Noelia, five, and Triana, two, with wife Noelia Lopez, and a son, 11-year-old Jose Antonio Jr, from a previous relationship.
Lopez has revealed in a heart-breaking Instagram post that the pair celebrated their eighth anniversary just five days before the ex-Arsenal star’s death.

Faith Series

Faith series

Spiritual Truths.

Spiritual truths are words of God which lights up in our spirit, they are like bullets which turns into seeds that grow to protect us in future.

Spiritual truths is like eating healthy and exercising regularly in order to keep fit.
Its like boosting your immune system with supplements in order to enable your body have enough strength to fight off diseases.

Swallowing spiritual truths daily should be our life style as it acts as a
shield to whatever we may face in our spiritual journey.

Remember our adversary the devil, attacks the words we hear, in order to destroy our faith. This is why we must build up ourselves in order to be able to respond to whatsoever the devil throws at us.

How to build spiritual immunity:

  1. Study the word of God regularly and meditate on it often
  2. Until it enters into your spirit
  3. It has become a part of you that no one can shake it from you.

You become so confident in this spiritual truth that no matter what the devil tries, he gets weary and leaves you because you have become firmly rooted in spiritual truths, Glory to God.

Now say with me, my spiritual truths includes, I can never be sick because the word says so, I can not be afflicted, the Lord is my everlasting light, God is my inheritance. Kings are coming to the brightness of my rising. I am firmly rooted and grounded in the word of God. I can not miss it in life ”

There’s an audio version of this. Until next week Wednesday keep winning and keep living by faith.